Monday, August 8
Dear Tech Support:
Last year I upgraded from
Girlfriend 7.0 to
Wife 1.0. I soon noticed that the new program began unexpected child processing that took up a lot of space and valuable resources. In addition,
Wife 1.0 installed itself into all other programs and now monitors all other system activity. Applications such as
Poker Night 10.3,
Football 5.0,
Hunting and Fishing 7.5, and
Racing 3.6 no longer run, crashing the system whenever selected.I can't seem to keep
Wife 1.0 in the background while attempting to run my favorite applications. I'm thinking about going back to
Girlfriend 7.0, but the uninstall doesn't work on
Wife 1.0. Please help!
Thanks,
A Troubled User.
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REPLY:
Dear Troubled User:
This is a very common problem that men complain bout. Many people upgrade from
Girlfriend 7.0 to
Wife 1.0, thinking that it is just a Utilities and Entertainment program.
Wife 1.0 is an
OPERATING SYSTEM and is designed by its Creator to run EVERYTHING!!! It is also impossible to delete
Wife 1.0 and to return to
Girlfriend 7.0. It is impossible to uninstall, or purge the program files from the system once installed.You cannot go back to
Girlfriend 7.0 because
Wife 1.0 is designed to not allow this. Look in your
Wife 1.0 manual under Warnings-Alimony-Child Support. I recommend that you keep
Wife1.0 and work on improving the situation. I suggest installing the background application "
Yes Dear" to alleviate software augmentation.The best course of action is to enter the command
C:\APOLOGIZE because ultimately you will have to give the APOLOGIZE command before the system will return to normal anyway.
Wife 1.0 is a great program, but it tends to be very high maintenance.
Wife 1.0 comes with several support programs, such as
Clean and Sweep 3.0,
Cook It 1.5 and
Do Bills 4.2. However, be very careful how you use these programs. Improper use will cause the system to launch the program
Nag, Nag 9.5. Once this happens, the only way to improve the performance of
Wife 1.0 is to purchase additional software.I recommend
Flowers 2.1 and
Diamonds 5.0! WARNING!!! DO NOT, under any circumstances, install
Secretary With Short Skirt 3.3. This application is not supported by
Wife 1.0 and will cause irreversible damage to the operating system.
Best of luck,
Tech Support
...loving you...
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